Satur-Daze Nerds

The Story Thus Far

The group met up in a tavern Gesaetai. They traveled to Sendrassil to with Ren through an ancient tunnel. While heading through the tunnel they rested at the remains of a dwarven inn. Inside they out the confused Oolahana of The Grove in a barrel, with no idea how she got there. On the was up they got poisoned be a mysterious mist that surrounded the base of the mesa. The healer said that they would need the poison breath sack of a green dragon to make the remedy. They cut off the head and brought it back to her. Then they set off to find the trade prince’s daughter that was missing.

They traveled toward Midnoren. Just before Midnoren they located the caravan and saw the girl Elanas Maansiir standing beside the turned over caravan, surrounded by Xivort. As the party went to go free her she stabbed Brandis Jax with the dagger that he had given her to defend herself. Upon realizing that she was a changeling they interrogated her as to the location of the real Elanas Maansiir. Vasiliy noticed that the majority of the tracks lead to the south. They followed them and came across Midnoren, which was ransacked and empty. After fighting off those that were guarding Midnoren looking for stragglers they heard whimpering from a locked chest. Ater picking the lock they found the only resident left of Midnoren, Emme. Vasiliy still noted that the trail lead further south and Emme stated that she had an “Uncle” in Gargantun.

As they reached Gargantun, after only getting a little lost, they walked the ramp into Gargantun. They went to the stables to rest their Riding Lizards but there were Drueger attending the stables. After settling down their Riding Lizards they proceeded up the ramp to Gargantun only to find the gates closed and barred. Upon questioning the guard they where informed of the sieges that had been occurring. With the promise to defend the town they were allowed in. Outside the inn they heard thumping coming from a crate. With weapons readied they opened the crate only to find the dear trade princess Elanas Maansiir. Bramos Stormeye assisted Emme to her “Uncle’s”, the jeweler.

The next morning, after not much sleep from Bramos Stormeye, due to many disturbances in the night, he went down to have breakfast before his morning training. it was there that he heard from the whispers that a red dragon had swept through town. But it was very odd as it did not take anything but a fair maiden that happened to be walking down the street at the just the wrong moment. At this point Bramos Stormeye overhead an eladrin asking for more information about the dragon attack. The elandrin was Subir of The Grove, trying to find Oolahana.

Subir revealed that he and two red dragons were looking for the hamadryad in order to bring her home. But Oolahana was missing, having been taken by the other dragon. Brandis Jax was also missing. He told Bramos Stormeye that he worked alone and left by himself to go find Oolahana.

The group discovered a shortcut back to Sendrassil that skirted the edge of the Underdark and delivered Elanas Maansiir back to her father. Then they journeyed to Rohir’s horde in order to rescue Oolahana.

Meanwhile, Brandis Jax left Midnoren and traveled by gryphon to Goltuga hoping to glean more information about the whereabouts of red dragons in the area. There he was pointed to a mountianous area to the east of Sendrassil. After spending a week climbing the mountains Brandis Jax found a cave. He snuck into the cave and waited for the dragon to come back. The Caegina Hills near Sendrassil were where all three dragons made their roost. Subir showed the others where Rohir’s cave in hope of getting to Oolahana. They all reached the cave and found Rohir sitting happily on his hoard of gems and coins, upon seeing the party, Rohir attacked. Subir and the others fought Rohir and killed him. Vasiliy smelt around for Oolahana and found her laying in a back cavern within the cave. She looked very sickly and green, for being part plant, she needed sunlight. Bramos pulled Oolahana out of the cave and into the sunlight at the nearby pool. There Oolahana seemed to regain some of her strength.

The Battle for Petora Isles

The party met up with the armies that they had been given on Bearatol. After gathering the armies and giving siege instructions the party left on their own dangerous mission.

Searched the temple of Kirigori. In the throne room Brandis Jax finds a lever on the back of the throne that leads into Kirigori’s nest. In the nest Brandis Jax finds “Play Neogi” that has certain pages marked and creased. Brandis Jax has decided that there us secret messages in the texts. The volumes range from 43-126. Bramos Stormeye has found another room in the nest room that leads to a room that is completely decorated in hamadryad. It has pictures of The Grove as well as Oolahana and Subir. Oolahana has decided that she needs to immediately travel to The Grove to make sure that it has not been attacked. Oolahana and Brandis Jax are flying Oola to The Grove. On the way to the The Grove Brandis Jax stops in Goltuga. When they get there he goes to the orphanage and tells the Masters that he will be sending money and help their way.
Then he goes to his old house and rifles through his stuff and draws an ancient jeweled dagger.

Bramos Stormeye and Kai-Dyn settle in the former slaves into Fort Malalia much to Baer Silverstout’s schigrin. Bramos Stormeye and [Kai-Dyn are deciding to build a portal and and a device to detect inter-planar travelers. Bramos Stormeye has found a way to barter the “rent” of the island for a mere sum of fish… A man by the name of Of Course offers the use of oopsie wax. He will teach Mali Silverstout how to make it. While out on a fishing trip to gain squid ink Of Course was eaten by a shark before telling Mali Silverstout the last ingredient for the oopsi wax. Mali Silverstout determined to find the rest of the recipe decideds to barrel walk to find someone that can teach her to how to make it and save the island of Bearatol.

In the meantime, Brandis Jax and Oolahana reach The Grove only to find that the town is just fine. The guard at the entrance has no idea who she is. She asks to see the captain and when he arrived he is shocked to see Oolahana. After questioning her presence and Brandis Jax. Johnson is sent off to Sendrassil to speak with the Sons of the Horned God. Bill, Ted, Mercury, Flower Leaf are assigned to watch Brandis Jax and Oolahana. Oolahana shows Brandis Jax her tree. They go to Althea‘s hut to speak with her before leaving The Grove. In Althea’s hut Oolahana is asked to talk to Brandis Jax. Oolahana with no questions gives Althea the leash and walks out. Althea and Brandis Jax have a serious talk before calling Oolahana back in. On the way out the door Brandis Jax tips a potion bottle on the floor and the hut. The window explodes out and Brandis Jax starts floating in the air. Bill slapped Brandis Jax while Mercury whistles and the whole town starts to decorate Brandis Jax. Althea walks out and and gives Oolahana several potions to “aid” in “training” her human. After a while of walking Brandis Jax asks where they are going. Mercury and the Thorn of the Blackberrys. Oolahana promptly answers “to ”wiki-content-link-not-found">_Content Not Found: yari_‘s". Brandis Jax blanches. They argue for a while about it. When they reach the entance to that cave Oolahana calls out to Content Not Found: yari’s and walks right on in.

Paragon Training

The party has leveled into Paragon. They will each put a post up about what their character does for their training into the Paragon levels.

Serachis Tourney

A tourney has been held to name the champion. Our heroes fight valiantly against Adan the deva knight. Paine, an Eladrin paladin, and Thar, a Goliath rager.After easily taking on Adan and Paine the heroes start playing with the disqualifying tactic of pushing their opponents out of the arena. Ssark, and his band of trolls were the last to face Wilhorn. Using various tricks and bribes they manage to get two disqualified. Upon seeing this SSark commanded that a bull rush attempt be made against the healer. Vaenthal was push out of the ring and no longer allowed to assist his party. When all seemed lost Wilhorn invoked the power of Kord and terrified Thar into submission. Wilhorn was named victor and is troop will be the champions for Content Not Found: jozeg. upon studying the maps Wilhorn declared that they would head to Lual to take out the competition. From there Wilhorn plans on collapsing the rest of the armies into his and marching to the capital.

The March to Draq

The easiest way for Wilhorn to route the army is to cut through the Anuzur Mountians and from there straight across to Draq.

A Crash Course

Knowing that their mounts were tiring they flew towards the land in the distance. Upon approaching the coast they saw a circle of humanoids. They approached, still looking for their companions, warily. Kai-Dyn spotted two humanoids in the middle of the circle. Bramos called out to the fey making the circle. One called back and told Bramos and Kai-Dyn to leave them alone, as they were conducting business. Bramos declined saying that those were his allies and that he needed to check as to their safety. The fey declined stating that they needed to question “the elf”. Bramos, realizing why they were interested in Oolahana told them that she was not a harm and would not be breaking any laws of the Winter Court or the truce that was made between the Winter and Summer Courts many of years ago. In response the fey allotted that she had not done anything wrong yet but that she would be watched. He handed Bramos a lizard that would be the Winter Court’s eyes and ears for the duration of their stay in Shyine.Bramos revived Oolahana and then Brandis Jax. While Bramos was reviving that others Kai-Dyn decided to go scout the coast. He had seen a faint glowing in the distance. When he approached the glow he saw the sand around the source of light was starting to consolidate and change form. Zakiti appeared afterward to be the source of the glow. As Bramos, went to go heal Brandis Jax, [[:oolahana inquired as to what had happened. Bramos explained that the ship had gone down and that he and Kai-Dyn had been searching for them. At that point Oolahana noticed the lizard that was perched on Bramos‘s shoulder. Bramos held it out to her and said that it was a new friend that wanted to know of her nature. He rarely speaks, but when he does it is in High Elven. Oolahana asked his name and Bramos translated the lizard’s response of Anduin. Oolahana took several times of trying to pronounce the High Elven name and after such time Anduin told Bramos that she could call him Rowe.

After Bramos healed Brandis Jax; Brandis Jax immediately charged at Kai-Dyn who had just returned from scouting out the coast with Zakiti. Kai-Dyn nimbly jumped out of the way, repeatedly. Soon after Brandis Jax resorted to throwing knives at Kai-Dyn. One of the knives, missing Kai-Dyn hit Zakiti, who immediately turned to Brandis Jax and attacked him with lightening that, of course terrorfied Oolahana. Oolahana yelled sharply at Brandis Jax and halted his attacks. Kai-Dyn at that point started to dig a hole to hold Brandis Jax. They then settled down for the night with the plan to travel to Pieren Cove in the morning.

Finding the way to Kaug

Oolahana wakes up and screams that a naked man washed up. Content Not Found: rowe scurries up to the fire just after Oolahana starts looking for him. Brandis Jax, while in the hole is given a sleep draught. From there Bramos Stormeye drags Brandis Jax to Oola and ties him on her.

After a brief discussion about Brandis Jax‘s behavior the rest of the group moves on toward Pieren Cove. As they walk in town Bramos Stormeye warns all to be wary of their coin. Upon arriving at the Wench’s Mug, Oolahana straightens up and walks in as if she owns the joint. Oolahana asks the bartender about passage. As she goes to walk out two men block her path and try to push her toward the inns . Oolahana hollers out “big brother” and Bramos Stormeye busts in the door as the entire inn goes quiet. Oolahana heads toward the docks to find a ship. After reading the ship names she talks to the crew of the Princess’ Fortune, he tells her that the Captian won’t be back until morning. He also frequents The Maiden and Flask and goes by the name of Content Not Found: oros. Bramos Stormeye requests the destination. He is told that they are heading to Arbrook. Bramos Stormeye tells Oolahana to request the destinations of the other ships in port.

Bramos Stormeye heads to the The Maiden and Flask to find the captian. Upon entering the Flask the bar quiets down and stares at Bramos Stormeye and Content Not Found: zakiti. As Bramos Stormeye approaches the bar and is basically stonewalled by the barkeep, as he goes on about the leaving of the Brash Tempest. Bramos Stormeye glares down the barkeep. He gives Bramos Stormeye a glass of wine and a key to room 17, at this Bramos Stormeye sits down in a corner. The tavern resumes its normal goings on with the exception of those near Bramos Stormeye and Zakiti.

Meanwhile, Content Not Found: oolhana_ and Kai-Dyn still down at the docks start questioning the other ships in port. They head to The Sea Hag and question for the captain. Oolahana questions the crew as to the location of their travels. After learning that they are not headed to the mainland, she moves on to The Lady’s Wrath. As she questions the crew about location of travel. The crew member questions Oolahana’s motives and goes to announce their presence to the captain. Oolahana is taken to see captain Content Not Found: gylan_. Content Not Found: gylan tells Oolahana that they will be traveling to Londe in 3 days time.

Kai-Dyn leads Oolahana to the Maiden’s Voyage and enters a brothel. After learning that that is not where they want to be. In a stroke of genius Oolahana remembers that Bramos Stormeye was in The Maiden and Flask. She goes into the inn and runs to see Bramos Stormeye. After re-hashing out the prior events Zakiti decides to send his familiar doll to the room where they suspect the captain is. Zakiti hear “recreational procreating” sounds outside the door.

After telling Bramos Stormeye about the captain’s deeds. They agree to wait it out. Oolahana, in the meantime, gets a great idea that Content Not Found: rowe_ is an elf due to the way that he eats his salad (with fork and knife). As she asks Bramos Stormeye about her idea, that Content Not Found: rowe_ is furiously denying. Upon deciding that elves need to frolic, Oolahana has decided that Content Not Found: rowe and Zakiti need to go frolic with her. At this Content Not Found: rowe starts eating slower, not wanting to go frolicking.

With having time to burn, and Content Not Found: rowe_ done eating, Oolahana drags _Content Not Found: rowe and Zakiti out of the bar. When Oolahana makes it back to Oola. What she sees there is a drunken man singing songs to Oola while Brandis Jax dances around under Oola’s glare. Oola then dances and trys to show Zakiti how to frolic. Zakiti refuses to frolic with [:oolahana]].

Content Not Found: oros staggers down to order food but got side tracked by Bramos Stormeye. After a few gambling rounds they agree on 400g a head for leaving on the morrow. Oolahana and Zakiti return to the inn and Oolahana decides that Brandis Jax needs food and Bramos Stormeye orders the worst cut of meat that the inn will offer. He then gives it to Oolahana to take to Brandis Jax. Kai-Dyn accompanies Oolahana to Brandis Jax.

As night falls Zakiti becomes a being of fire and ash and walks into the captains room. 2 of whores run screaming out of the room. The other one, however, goes to arms against the firey being that has entered their room. After threatening Content Not Found: oros_ and the whore, Content Not Found: oros_ tells Content Not Found: sabel, the whore, to stand down. At this Content Not Found: zakiti leaves the room.

Meanwhile, Oolahana takes Brandis Jax his delicious meal. Brandis Jax turns up his nose at the rot that Oolahana has brought him. Oolahana asks if Content Not Found: rowe_ would order food for Brandis Jax and Content Not Found: rowe_ refuses. After Brandis Jax trys to grab Content Not Found: rowe, Oolahana gives him alcohol that he drinks greedily. It turned him into a black sheep.

The next morning, they head back to The Maiden and Flask to find that Content Not Found: oros_ is gone. They find that The Princess’s Fortune is about to make way. Oolahana barters to get onto the ship at 200g a head. Content Not Found: oros_ quickly lowers the gangplank and loads everyone onto the ship. They then make way just as Oola and Bramos Stormeye appear flying over the town. The crew of the The Princess’s Fortune is crying out “Dragon!”, just as Oolahana approaches Content Not Found: oros_ about renegotiating the fee to 150 and her dragon won’t eat him. _Content Not Found: oros realizes that the dragon that is incoming is her mount that she is referring to. At this he pales and agrees to the new agreement just as Bramos Stormeye boards the ship. Oolahana then turns to [:brandis-jax]], the black sheep, and apologizes for not getting a good enough discount. The voyage is quiet for the four days and Oolahana keeps Brandis Jax as a black sheep during the entire voyage. They land in Arbrook and Content Not Found: oros kicks the party off the ship without much ceremony.


When the party reaches Arbrook, bramos and oolahana decide that oola needs to meet them on the south side. Just then kiti then decides he needs to kill unsealie, he then introduces himself as Alberic, a sealie fey. As bramos and oolahana are talking to alberia, rowe is growing more and more angry. brandis hollers out “boring” at this oolahana turns around excited to see brandis. Head into town and a woman runs screaming at brandis, crying into his chest. branids convinces the lady that she needs to talk to oolahana. bramos suggests somewhere quiet to speak. she drags oolahana down a allyway to to the poorer section of town and drags oolahana into a smalll house. she introduces herself as Jillian, she wishes to receive justice from the whisper knife. In coming deep sob story…. children taken shipped south to work in the farmlands of the towns. trying to buy back the children. husband not returned. received a small box with scalp of hair and 2 ears. Winfre, Hany, Annan are the children, they are eladrin and 10,12,16.

brandis buys a boat to go upstream to edoblib then kagate

Galdora introduces himself to the party and informs the party that he knows of the time diference. galdora glances at rowe in confusion. this leads to much confusion when she introduces rowe as “big brother rowe”. they have a confersation about the treaty and tenuos relationship. they finish the rest of the trip without much problem.

Edoblib: Albric trys to assist brandis in soothing his tattoo. Brandis is adimant that they need to move on to Kagate. oolahana then blows mute potion on brandis. she then tries to put another potion on him but brandis dodges out of teads the way.

Bramos reports to the castle with kai-dyn. they head into the throne room where quennithar is sitting on the throne. she introduces ingos to bramos. southern lands have united. moonshadow’s summoned to assist. terat has an amry that is sweeping across the south. emperor is dying and their army is in shambles. The sons are not taking lead but. There is, however, an issue about a “bard” that seems to be an issue. bramos suggests getting a large recruitment system set up. Bramos suggests heading xiv. bramos also suggests that they send some guards to kagate. the queen sees the wisdom behind sending some to kagate to figure out the truth behind the missing children to sway the hearts of the small people.

Zakiti stays with oolahana in her search for clues about the missing children. She heads into the unicorn’s hall. she approaches the bar keep and wants an apple juice and information. Upon not receiving much more information than the fact that it is common for those that borrow money and cannot pay. The bar keep knows of no one that is a loan shark.

Zakiti heads to the castle requesting to see bramos but is not allowed in.

Ships in port: The Laughing Maiden, The Seawolf, the blade of Westead,


Bramos Stormeye and Zakiti stop in Ranske for a couple of days. At the gate they are greeted by 2 humans that greet bramos by name. Bramos questions the humans and is suspicious at their greeting. bramos-stormeye follows them to an inn and the humans suggest that they rest until M’lord Brewis Tumblebelly is ready to see them. After several hours a human comes the door. bramos answers the door to 4 people. 3 of them humans and 1 halfling, all wearing lucky rabbits feet. Brewis welcomes bramos to the city and introduces himself. Gery is the human that they will be speaking to Brewis Tumblebelly through. They are taken north of the city and outfitted in the finest gear. Bramos takes a jog around the city and take an interest in the Tiamat temple that is largely abandoned but still kept up. He then is questioned by a helmed man as to bramos’ interest in the temple. He then introduces himself as Karne Ironfist. Karne Ironfist then invites himself to join bramos due to bramos’ ability to find trouble. As Karne Ironfist walks away bramos sees that someone is following Karne Ironfist. He then suspects that he might be being followed. So then bramos takes off at a run back to the inn.

The next morning bramos finds that Brewis Tumblebelly has a crew of 15 to escort them out of town. Karne Ironfist arrives on a Pegasus. They are led to the north of town when brewis pulls out a jade statuette. He places it on the ground and says “fly”, nothing happens, he then says “please fly” and again nothing happens. Zakiti does an arcana check so see what it is. It seems to be new magic. Brewis then presses a switch and it grow into a jade winged horse. They fly for the day and while they are camping for the night. brewis asks about Karne Ironfist‘s abandonment. Karne Ironfist states that you would leave too if you were chasing a bard around a mountain for 6 weeks! Brewis pulls out an agreement of espionage to the Dead Rabbits. Brewis Tumblebelly then tell [[:bramos]] of Weego’s path to working in the 9 levels of hell. They take off the next morning.

They land at the Brash Tempest only to find it looted and graffiti ed, Mishan asks if this was what he was so proud of. Bramos states that it was not this way when he left it. The whole party then helps to clean up some of the temple. Bramos decides that Mishan cant stay here alone. Zakiti then asks if [[:ingos‘s family was along the same line of thinking as [[:ingos. Brewis Tumblebelly finds some letters to [[:bramos. Bramos then goes into the master’s study to read the letters. The first letter is from Raunnoth. It states that Raunnoth would like assistance in aiding Bushras during the coupe. The next letter is from Mahal. He states that the portal is operational and they are having issues detcting specific locations, but travel is possible. The last letter is from Trafalger. He commends Bramos in his triumph in Xemere and asks that Bramos aid him his current contract. If Bramos wishes to aid him please meet him Forgotten Realms in the Skyclave in the Festival of the Moon.

Bramos tells the party that he plans on heading to Bearatol to use the portal to get to the Forgotten Realms. Bramos states that they will have to fly to Bearatol, Zakiti then says that he can portal them to Serti. Mishan then says that she will be accompanyingbramos,, but that he needs to mark her. They play a game of go and then tests her katas. He then decides that she is ready and takes her into the ink vault and gives her her mark. Mishan screams out in pain and Zakiti thinks that they are “recreational noises”. While bramos was marking Mishan, Brewis Tumblebelly has gained people to assist and watch over the temple. Zakiti says that the portal is ready whenever they are. Mishan states that she will not be left behind.

They then portal to Serati in the mage’s guild. They get into Sereti and discuss the manner of getting a ship. Brewis Tumblebelly suggests that they just pay for a slew. Brewis Tumblebelly finds a decent ship that will be willing to ferry them over. Fort Malalia is growing into a very nice city, Mahal, Cookie, and Dwarfee invite bramos. Cookie then invite bramos into sit with them. Bramos tells what he knows of the old parties where abouts. He regains the tale the siege of Shyine. They then discuss the ability of the portal. It seems to be lacking a directional pointing. Sometimes it seems to be bi-directional but not always. Zakiti takes a look at the portal and starts fiddling with it. Brewis Tumblebelly calls in a friend to assist with the portal. She is a teifling that is a good friend. She walks into the portal room unbeknownst to Zakiti. Then she speaks up when Zakiti tries to move something and tells him not to.

Meanwhile Karne Ironfist is looking around the city for information on Tiamat. He hears that some of Tiamats followers have snuck through the portal to wreak havoc on any planes that they can get to.


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